Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
handjob tips. give me some.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
