We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think people are normalizing furries
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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