i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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