Apparently you make a good broom.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You've changed since you got that strap on
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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