I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just forgot I was standing up.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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