are you still at the devil's house?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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