I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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