Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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