I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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