she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Randomize
