I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think a kid would responsible me up
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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