you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
