In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm both gender and math confused
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
