As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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