I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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