No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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