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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure

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(817): View more from Texas

I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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(651): View more from Minnesota

how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"

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(631): View more from New York

using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.

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(408): View more from California

Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's official, I'm not staying in tonight

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What caused that decision?

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You only live once

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