Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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