We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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