she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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