I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i think im in europe. pls send help
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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