found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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