Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.

(1-773): View more from Illinois

Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

(616): View more from Michigan

Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

(401): View more from Rhode Island

wait... oh

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life

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