do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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