ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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