it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
wow bdsm is so cute
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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