Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Randomize
