so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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