After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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go home
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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