On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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