Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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