How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
there is glitter all over my balls
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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