Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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