Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
home. puking in laundry basket.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
