How'd it feel making her break her religion?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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