I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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