I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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