I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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