Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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