I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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