The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
