i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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