sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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