It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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