: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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