Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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