I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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