whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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