when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize