so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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