What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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