they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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