Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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