I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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