Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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