his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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